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McGee: Hey, in Paris, who got stuck with the couch? Tony: Me. We flipped a coin. McGee: Tough break. Ziva: Why did you just lie to McGee? Tony: Why did you lie to Nora? • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

Nora: You are so direct. So honest. So different from him. Ziva: Tony and I have different approaches. Nora: You're complimentary. You're sure you two never - Ziva: No. Positive. Definitely no. Why do you keep on asking about Tony and I? Nora: You're like me and Daniel. A good fit. Besides, Paris is a romantic city and you two shared a room, so I - Ziva: I took the couch. Otherwise Tony would have whined the entire flight about his back. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

Neeley: You have reason to believe they're on board? Ziva: Stationary target. Closed quarters. Neeley: A modern day Orient Express. Ziva: The killer would just need an inconspicuous weapon. Neeley: Like what? Listen, I've been doing this for a long while and I doubt that there's anything - Ziva: Headphone cables make for a perfect garrote, and plastic silverware is not as safe as you might think. I once killed a man using a credit card. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

Ziva: A team of Homeland Security officers will be waiting for us when we land. Outside the terminal an NCIS detail will take over. Marshall Neeley: Not taking any chances in case your new hitman tries something on the ground, huh? Ziva: Which is why we must consider the possibility they may try something on the plane, where Nora is more vulnerable. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

Tony: All right, Annie Leibowitz, what's wrong with my pictures? Nora: Well, they're sort of soulless. Analytical. They look like postcards or - Ziva: Crime scene photos. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

Tony: I just sort of feel like you can use negative space to push the image, you know? It's sort of like a geometrical thing with the light coming across. I was trying to use these geometric lines and spacing. Sometimes I think maybe I should have done something more creative with my life. Nora Williams: No, I think you're in the right profession. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

Tony: There's something on the wing. Classic Shatner on The Twilight Zone. ​